I feel unwell after seeing these…

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I mean, look at this ying-yang unicorn bullshit!

WHHHYYYYY!?

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And even this unicorn egg salad!

And even this unicorn egg salad!

Unicorns are cool, eggs are cool too, but this is just too damn far.

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That time someone decided it would be a good idea to make ACTUAL green eggs and ham.

That time someone decided it would be a good idea to make ACTUAL green eggs and ham.

I would NOT like them here or there, I would NOT like them fucking ANYWHERE!

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Or how about that time someone got all gothic on us and ~died~ their egg whites.

Or how about that time someone got all gothic on us and ~died~ their egg whites.

I also died a little watching this…

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These eggs that are being burnt with a blow torch.

These eggs that are being burnt with a blow torch.

This one just confuses me, TBH.

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That time someone hard-boiled an egg for 10 hours.

That time someone hard-boiled an egg for 10 hours.

I'm also confused about this, but you can watch it here.

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When someone cooked up scrambled eggs with vodka…

When someone cooked up scrambled eggs with vodka...

I feel sick…

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AND FUCKING ATE THEM!

AND FUCKING ATE THEM!

I AM SICK.

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This red scramble that looks more like Flamin Hot Cheetos than a proper breakfast.

This red scramble that looks more like Flamin Hot Cheetos than a proper breakfast.

I'm dangerously queasy.

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The time someone tried turning eggs into dessert.

The time someone tried turning eggs into dessert.

Let's be clear: Sprinkles are for cupcakes.

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And when one egg dared to be different.

And when one egg dared to be different.

Don't eat it bro!

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This ketchup massacre.

This ketchup massacre.

Would you like a side of eggs with your ketchup?

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The person who had the audacity to call this egg salad.

The person who had the audacity to call this egg salad.

Stop giving good things a bad name.

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And this horrific Pinterest fail.

And this horrific Pinterest fail.

Honey, you should maybe try avoiding grandma's cooking.

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This poor yolk that was manhandled.

So jiggly.

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And this very sad egg.

And this very sad egg.

Also most likely how you feel about the current state of eggs.

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So please, let this be a lesson — STOP GETTING SO DAMN CREATIVE WITH YOUR EGGS.

So please, let this be a lesson — STOP GETTING SO DAMN CREATIVE WITH YOUR EGGS.

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