I feel unwell after seeing these…
I mean, look at this ying-yang unicorn bullshit!
And even this unicorn egg salad!
Unicorns are cool, eggs are cool too, but this is just too damn far.
That time someone decided it would be a good idea to make ACTUAL green eggs and ham.
I would NOT like them here or there, I would NOT like them fucking ANYWHERE!
Or how about that time someone got all gothic on us and ~died~ their egg whites.
I also died a little watching this…
These eggs that are being burnt with a blow torch.
This one just confuses me, TBH.
That time someone hard-boiled an egg for 10 hours.
I'm also confused about this, but you can watch it here.
When someone cooked up scrambled eggs with vodka…
I feel sick…
AND FUCKING ATE THEM!
I AM SICK.
This red scramble that looks more like Flamin Hot Cheetos than a proper breakfast.
I'm dangerously queasy.
The time someone tried turning eggs into dessert.
Let's be clear: Sprinkles are for cupcakes.
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And when one egg dared to be different.
Don't eat it bro!
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This ketchup massacre.
Would you like a side of eggs with your ketchup?
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The person who had the audacity to call this egg salad.
Stop giving good things a bad name.
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And this horrific Pinterest fail.
Honey, you should maybe try avoiding grandma's cooking.
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This poor yolk that was manhandled.
And this very sad egg.
Also most likely how you feel about the current state of eggs.
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So please, let this be a lesson — STOP GETTING SO DAMN CREATIVE WITH YOUR EGGS.