“It felt fantastic!” *Laughs in rich*
YA’LL. I AM LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD AT MY DESK THIS MORNING AND HERE’S WHY.
Oprah stopped by Ellen’s Show Me More Show to answer some ~burning~ questions, which resulted in Queen O sharing the most RIDICULOUS rich-person story THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD:
(Peep the 2:55 mark.)
It all started with a simple question: “What’s your ATM PIN number?”
Any mere peasant, like you or I, would know the answer to that question INSTANTLY.
But I guess if you’re rich like Oprah and Ellen, you just don’t have one??? I guess it’s a thing??? IDK, I’M CLEARLY NOT RICH.
Anyway, this is where this rich-person story escalates.
After the PIN question, Oprah (being Oprah) flipped the interview and asked Ellen when the last time she stopped by a bank was. Ellen’s response? “A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.”
Well, Oprah shared with Ellen that she went to the bank recently for the first time since 1988!!! NINETEEN EIGHTY-EIGHT!!!!!! I guess banks and ATM PINs are only for poor people!?!?
So now you’re probably wondering: Why did Oprah decide to go to the bank for the first time in nearly THREE DECADES???
Oh, JUST TO DEPOSIT ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Like, LITERALLY just to do it. LMAO.
Ellen: What did you go to the bank for?
Oprah: To deposit a million dollars. I just wanted to go there and just do it.
Ellen: Really? Like a check?
Oprah: Yeah, I just wanted to go there just to do it.
AND SHE STOOD IN LINE.
Ellen: You stood in line?
Oprah: I stood in line.
Ellen: And deposited $1 million?
Oprah: Yeah, just to do it!
AND OPRAH LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.
Ellen: Wow! How did that feel?
Oprah: It felt fantastic! It was fantastic!
Ellen: I bet it did! That's fantastic!
Just kidding… IT WAS ACTUALLY TWO MILLION DOLLARS. WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLMAO.
*Laughs in rich*
What kind of rich life.