A Scottish fry-up contains all the nutrients you need to survive a Trump presidency.
…we rarely shy away from a fight…
Especially if there's an opportunity to kick someone in the balls.
… and our terrifying threats send chills down the spines of our enemies.
“We're gonnae batter you like a fucking pizza, pal.”
Because we’ve got plenty of room…
Everyone moved away from the Highlands and Islands because we wanted to be able to get Ocado home delivery, so there’s plenty of space up north.
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